Tiêu đề của từng tập là các câu nói của các tay đua.[15]

1. "Head Down and Hold On" – Người hướng dẫn chèo thuyền của Jaime & Cara (non-racer)
2. "I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life" – Kisha
3. "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently" – Christina
4. "This is the Most Stupid Day Ever" – Vyxsin
5. "Don't Ruin the Basketball Game" – Mallory
6. "I Feel Like a Monkey in a Circus Parade" – Gary
7. "You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win" – Cord
8. "I Cannot Deal With Your Psycho Behavior" – Vyxsin
9. "We're Good American People" – Zev
10. "Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen" – Zev
11. "This is Where It Ends" – Justin